Guinea Pig (Champion Cuddler)

Service Description

Hi there… do you have snacks? Because I LOVE snacks. I’m Meatloaf, and eating is kind of my whole personality. Lettuce? Yes please. Carrots? Absolutely. Hay? Always. If it crunches, I’m interested. I’m a laid-back dude who loves cozy naps, long cuddles, and listening to you tell me all about your day. I might wheek loudly if I hear a crinkle bag, that’s just my way of saying “Excuse me, I believe you have food.” Give me soft bedding, a comfy lap, and a steady supply of veggies, and I’ll be your best buddy forever.